The other woman in the bed

"i had the best sex of my life the other day!" my friend sarah beamed over coffee

she had been hinting at this for weeks, so i sat and listened intently

apparently she met D (we shall call him D to protect his privacy) at work, they connected because D gets paid to beat the crap out of her ex, a thing both enjoy

she went round his and watched a movie, then he went round hers for coffee

"i dont know what happened but suddenly he was fucking me against my kitchen door! it was soooooo hot!" she sighed

"easy girl! your fogging up my glasses!" i laughed, "so you and him are dating now?"

"ah!" she paused sipping her coffee deep

"ah?" i asked

"hes got a girlfriend........" she said

"oh sarah! your the other woman?"

"well yeah but i know i am, he said basically i'm his dirty little secret, i dont tell and he comes and fucks me!"

"sarah!" i said thinking deep, "as your friend i gotta say this, you can do better than being 'the other woman'!"

"i know i know!" she sighed, i dropped the subject

my personal phillosophy is if i know someones got a partner they are off limits no matter what, dont get me wrong i know like everyone else that a wedding band comes off but those scenarios are down to the other persons deception, not mine

the way i see it is somewhere out there their partner and possibly kids are waiting for them to come home, clueless to what daddys doing, how would i feel if my boyfriend was cheating

"im pretty sure hes gonna dump his girlfriend for me though" sarah said darkly

"and what if he doesnt? this isnt some mills and boon novel you know!" i asked "better yet, what if he does leave his girlfriend for you? you do know he will probably cheat on you too dont you?"

"i know matt, look for once in your life dont be such a stick in the mud and be happy for me"

"im happy for you" i sighed "but you and i both know im the mother hen of anyones friendship groups, i wouldnt be doing my job if i didnt point out the holes in your erotic dreams!"

single again

i broke up with giles, he made me into a paranoid wreck.

A friend rung me for support and for a brief second i thought "i shouldnt do this, my bf will get mad!" then i thought "am i actually questioning whether i should help a friend?"